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Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Idiot Club
I have decided to form the Idiot Club.
The Idiot Club shall consist of people who do, say or think stupid things unintentionally. People who perform a qualifying act shall be immediately inducted into the Idiot Club.
Member 1:
Name: Alwin
Qualifying Act:
Forgetting about gravity and thinking that a plank will rotate around in mid-air after being hit by a ball.
Quote:
"Oops... I forgot gravity...."
Member 2:
Name: Teo Wei Ren (myself)
Qualifying Act:
Kept getting a wrong answer on a physics question because he forgot that there was a third dimension.
Kept getting a wrong answer on a mechanics question because he didn't realise that all along he'd been using sin x = adj / hyp.
Quote:
"IT'S CORRECT!!!! Ey.....Shit!!! I've been using t= o/a, s= a/h, c = o/h..... SHUT UP!"
Member 3:
Name: Hugh Tay
Qualifying Act:
For being execptionally bad at math.
Quote:
"Har? You mean I just can't cancel the log ar?"
"Actually ar, I just used the identity cos x = 1 - sin x leh..."
Member 4:
Name: Jason Pillay
Qualifying Act:
For actually believing Hugh when he told him that when playing viola, the neck support was meant to be placed on the other shoulder in order to counter-balance the weight of the viola.
Quote:
"Really?"____________________________________________________________________________________
